Definitions by ajaw

Damowned 

To be owned by Johnny Damon and/or the Red Sox. This happened to the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS.

The Yankees got Damowned.

Damowned by AJAW April 2, 2005

lacoste 

The definition of supergaymo.

Lacoste shirts are supergaymo.

lacoste by AJAW April 2, 2005

american idiot 

Communistic propaganda.

Green Day has always been making songs filled with communistic propaganda.

american idiot by AJAW March 4, 2005

mammary intercourse 

A sexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen that often lands on the chest, neck and chin of the female is often referred to as a pearl necklace. Also known as titfucking.

Mammary intercourse can be combined with fellatio to perform a titfuck blowjob.

mammary intercourse by AJAW February 18, 2005

botch 

To mess up a pro wrestling move.

Owen Hart botched a piledriver on Stone Cold Steve Austin and broke his neck one time.

botch by AJAW January 1, 2005

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

lindsay lohans by AJAW December 31, 2004

pro wrestling

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

pro wrestling by AJAW December 31, 2004