abingdon posse's definitions

chiddling

the use of an assortment of farmyard animals for the purposes of sexual gratification

james pargeter chiddled the donkey

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

strunging

the use of a snake for the purposes of sexual gratification

i saw a porno the other day and this girl was strunging herself

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

thrunging

death by felching

a. "what happened to gary?"
b. "oh yeah, kev thrunged him last night..."
a. "no shit!"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chater

twat
big adams apple
smokes loads
drinks loads
ugly cunt
cock
butt fucker
not very popular

jack - "chater.."
chater - "BAH what? im having a fag"
jack - "youre a fucking donkey chiddler and nobody likes you....go home and do us all a favour you ugly penis"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

p.k.

pakki

Jaz, you're a stinking p.k.

by abingdon posse May 25, 2003

spluntz

anal bilge

after the hardcore felching session, alun watkins dribbled spluntz for a week

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

navarramonkson

any form of cannabis purchased in a greasy spanish town

lets go and buy some navarramonkson and get completely fuckered

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003