aSHLEY's definitions

TWoP

A satirical website that provides entertaining recaps of television shows, and has forums that are readable because it is against the rules to not use proper English.

Television Without Pity

by Ashley December 22, 2004

ville valo

A Ville Valo is a sexy Finnish man with the voice of an angel, the charm of a god, and the body of a model. His charisma on stage can make all the girls faint, and his gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt.

Ville Valo is the sexy lead vocal man for the wonderful Finnish band HIM.

by Ashley January 1, 2005

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

twacker

A mix between cracker & tweaker.

When the fuck are those twackers gonna go to sleep!!!!

by Ashley June 18, 2006

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

plur

Pretty, little, underage ravers..
People being sick of hippy plur and keeping it real....Its all about the girls in tank tops

Check those plur over there...lets give them some E and see if we can feel them up!!!

by ashley February 27, 2005

shnoogins

something really cool;
something your cool with;
similar to "okey"

when someone asks you to do something and your okey with doing it;

by Ashley April 6, 2005