That scalawag took the whole 9.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
the biggest, most badass mech in Mechassault. It features a LosTech Lava gun that will inflict major damage if it connects. It also has a shield that deflects most damage.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
Im sorrym I was having Mudsex
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
by Anonymous May 23, 2003