"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
i kicked my roommate to the curb
by Anonymous November 18, 2002
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
A female who is the most pathetic being on this planet, has robot characteristics, rui-like intelligence, and throws her lips around any cockflesh she can find.
"Oh my god... that girl is such a fuckin Burtnie its ridiculous"
"Someone needs a blowjob...go find a burtnie"
"Someone needs a blowjob...go find a burtnie"
by Anonymous July 17, 2003