music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

by Anonymous February 01, 2004

Vutton

A word for button, but much cooler.

press the off vutton.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Nebby

Narcissist of a third rate. Does not know the distinction between it's and its.

by Anonymous May 01, 2003

gaflooganooga

A frustration word

Oh gaflooganooga!!!!!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

buddy lee

Indestructible doll who wears blue jeans.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

dawg

a term used to give the user a false sence of brotherhood

by Anonymous July 31, 2003