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Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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NOS

What ricers use as a last resort in a verbal argument even thought they clearly have no idea what they're talking about.
I gots me teh NOS!!!1!!1

What? You bought the company? OR did you buy shares?
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
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HAIMON

son of Kreon, kills himself over lost cuz/bride/lover, who was executed by Haimons father
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
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Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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stinkysteve

The act of sticking ones finger in his/her rectum and wiping it under an unsuspecting friends nose.
I just gave you a stinkysteve!
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru
Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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