aNoNyMoUs's definitions

dilligaff

do i look like i give a flyn fuck

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

crucket

an extremely large pole, usualy used for humping and other forms of sexual activity.

Larry hads a crucket in his backyard. Larry stays in his backyard alot. I wonder why??

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

sexcellent

When something is sexually excellent.

Mary, last night was sexcellent!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

gellin'

wearing dr. scholl's foot gel thingy, but the commercials are so funny

*are you gellin'?
*like magellan!
*hey are you gellin'?
*like a felon!
*Hey want some melon!!!

by Anonymous September 4, 2004

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005