aNoNyMoUs's definitions

jackable

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly

The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

mic jacker

a fool that like to be seen and heard,pushy foul mouth fool that have nothing to say,blow hard,waste of hot air

gimmy that damn mickidy

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

catgirl

In anime a girl with feline characteristics, usually with some fur, a tail and pointy little cat ears.

Catgirls are cute

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

guitar

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

VIPES

the sexiest man in town

by Anonymous October 18, 2003