stamford, ct

A half urban, half suburban city in Connecticut. The school systems suck, there's nothing to do, and downtown is a joke. The ghetto kids think they're hardcore and the rich North Stamford kids are uptight kids who wear highwaters. The beaches are infested with dead babies and syringes, and there are no good restaurants. Doesn't compare with Greenwich or New Canaan.
"I'm from Stamford."

"Oh. You must be gay and must suck a lot. Oh wait, I wouldn't know because I've never heard of Stamford considering it's not a real city."
by Anonymous April 19, 2005
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Ignis Fatuus

Latin for "foolish fire." Sometimes used to describe luminous gases appearing above swamp waters.
"Follow the glow of the ignis fatuus."--Legacy of Kain
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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."
by Anonymous January 22, 2005
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polon

One of those annoying indie type kids, who think they are so much better than everyone else because they wear thick black glasses and listen to so-called hip music which is just really weak rip-offs of stuff made in the early 70s.
Brian is such a typical polon, web guy by day wannabe rocker by night.
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
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Hubajube

someone who doesn't know the definition of "indo"
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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girls lay pipe

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.
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Rocket sauce

Exceptionally cool. Like none other.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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