Doughnuts

The process of spinning around erratically in a car on a wintery or rainy day.

I can do really good doughnuts in my Crown Victoria LTD

by Alex September 02, 2004

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

hbydhacwm

hey bitch you dont have a chance with me

hey bitch you dont have a chance with me, ok?

by alex April 28, 2004

Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

by Alex January 27, 2003

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 07, 2003

crunk

to nigga them niggas up, nigga.

crunked in the club.

by Alex November 04, 2004