3 definitions by a guy at wwphs$
When someone sticks out their middle finger and it magically grows so huge like Pinocchio's nose that it goes right through the roof into Santa Claus on Christmas, killing him. Yep, no more presents.
by a guy at wwphs$ March 23, 2017
An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
by a guy at wwphs$ June 14, 2017
a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.
by a guy at wwphs$ June 13, 2017