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Sony

The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...
The following is an actual conversation I once had:

Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*
by A Gorilla December 10, 2008
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Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla January 2, 2009
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Halo

Halo (single player)is average at best. Anyone that says otherwise needs to play Half-life 2, Doom, or Killzone
by A Gorilla December 10, 2008
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