a gorilla's definitions

Lawyer

See: Pure, Undeniable Evil

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one.

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Casino Royale

The best Bond move ever. PERIOD.

With Casino Royale, MGM have redeemed themselves with the garbage that was the Pierce Brosnan films.

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

iPod

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 6, 2006

Evil

See Lawyer (AKA Spawn of Satan)

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one. Lawyers are pure evil

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Game Cube

A system that had potential but failed due to not including DVD playback, Using mini dvds, and not fully supporting online play, having games mostly aimed for kids (pre-teens and below), and no direct sequel to Super Mario 64. Also the controller was too small, further proof of its true target aduience (kids)

Fly, Game Cube, Fly, you're not ready...

by A Gorilla September 8, 2008

Playstation2

The Best selling system of all time, with over 100 million units sold. Whenever you see a Xbox or nintendo fanboy bashing it, remind them it has sold FIVE TIMES MORE THAN THE XBOX OR GAMECUBE (they each have only sold about 20 million each, how sad for such "superior systems" as the fanboys keep calling them.

Numbers do not lie... Get a Playstation2.

by A Gorilla September 10, 2008

Resident Evil 4

A kickass game, but only the PS2 version. Now that the PS2 port is out, people will no longer have to waste 100 extra dollars buying a game cube to play it on and will now have to only pay about 40 bucks to get it on the PS2 WITH BONUS CONTENT such as new weapons, a new playable character (wont say who), new outfits, a movie viewer so u can see all the movies with out having to play through the whole game again, support for widescreen tvs (important for videophilles like me), and a lower difficulty settings for all you pussies who complained it was too hard.

Dont waste your money on that square P.O.S. called Game Cube get the PS2 version of Resident Evil 4 with added features, you wont regret it.

by A Gorilla September 8, 2008