Definitions by a depressed monkey

Simp 

Look to Fedmysters twitch channel.
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".

Lilypichu in her "fed rap": Does it bother you? Do you find it a little... SCARY
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:

Simp by a depressed monkey May 1, 2020

The Grandfather Effect 

An term made by me at 3 am looking at minutephysics video about the grandfather "paradox"

The Grandfather Paradox is when you go back in time and kill your grandfather but since your grandpa is dead, you cant go back in time since.. u know... you dont exist. But since you dont exist your grandpa exists which means YOU exist but then you go back in time and kill your grandpa, and it keeps going on forever.

But in minutephysics video he talks about how it´s NOT an paradox (cant have links sorry)

Me: Have you heard of The Grandfather Effect?

Friend: No. What´s that?

Me: The definition is: If an action makes that action impossible, that action is both possible, and impossible. - Me 2020, it is kinda like Schrödinger's cat.

Friend: Ok, i understand now.

The Grandfather Effect by a depressed monkey January 10, 2020

obese 

You´re mom

"your mum is obese bitch don´t talk"

obese by a depressed monkey November 18, 2019

Samsung A10

a samsung phone which cpu is literally a potato

"My Samsung A10 can play COD: Mobile, it has to be good!"

Samsung A10 by a depressed monkey October 27, 2019