a crackhead theatre kid's definitions

Laynie/Lainey

a dumb name

also the name of dillinger's sister

Holy shit I think his sister is named Laynie! Laynie/Lainey is a dumb name.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

i'm not white, i'm concasion

and then my friend said "i thought you were gay"

i'm not white, i'm concasion.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Angie

when you try to kill yourself by downing half a bottle of hand sanitizer

Karina: She's gonna Angie!
Me: Aight bet

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Oscar and Karina

an awkward couple. karina is, like, 5 feet taller than oscar. oscar is very short and loves the 80s. he plays farquaad in shrek the musical. karina plays mama ogre in the play and is a very very very depressed clown. she has led lights in her room and always annoys the shit out of her friends.

aww how cute its Oscar and Karina <3

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Dillinger's Mom

Dillinger's mom is Karina

Hey, Dillinger's Mom!

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Addie

wOOoOooOeeEeEEeeeEe is what i know!

Addie plays Pinnochio in the musical.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

Step Daddy

Dillinger always calls Oscar step daddy since Oscar and Karina (Karina is Dillinger's Mom) are dating.

Dillinger: Step Daddy can you change the rule
Oscar: uhh sure
Karina: what?
Dillinger: I don't know mommy

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020