Crunk

Wasted; Plastered beyond memory or health. Acting crazy and out of control.

"What happened last night? I got totally crunk and I can't remember."

by Zuke September 01, 2008

a town

Slang term for Akron, Ohio, the hometown of Lebron James.

A town is just south of Cleveland.

by Zuke June 19, 2006

Chicago

An absolutely AMAZING city. If one is not from Chicago and wished to visit, I recommend staying in the North side. The North Side is an extremely nice place with plenty of entertainment and good food. However, if one should find themself in the South Side of Chicago, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!! On my list of ghettos, I am officially declaring Chicago's South Side to be the fourth most dangerous ghetto in America.

Chicago's North Side is the complete opposite from it's South Side.

by Zuke July 12, 2006

Detroit

A city that is usually defined only by it's wild ghettos and crime-torn hoods. Though Detroit does have some very nice, safe districts, I am officially declaring it the 2nd most dangerous ghetto in America.

Mother: "Kids, we're going on a vacation to Detroit!"

Kid: "Oh FUCK!!! Why me?!?!?!"

Mother: "Don't worry, we're going to the Ford district."

Kid: Phew!

by Zuke September 05, 2008

Oakland

A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.

Oakland is THE hood.

by Zuke September 05, 2008

san francisco

A city on the West side of the bay. A very nice city with good, family-oriented people. Amazing friendliness can be found here considering it's location. The city on the other side of the bay, Oakland, is quite possibly the complete opposite atmosphere of San Francisco. If one is to find themself in San Francisco, I warn you not to dare to cross the bay and venture into the dangerous back street ghettos of Oakland.

Resident of San Francisco: "HI! Welcome to San Francisco!"

Resident of Oakland: "Bitch, what the hell you doing in Oakland?!"

by Zuke July 11, 2006

Cincinnati

An amazingly mis-represented city. Im an Ohio native and have even lived in the inner-city Cincinnati. No matter what these other shit heads tell you...Cinncinnati is NOT A GHETTO! It is nearly an all white city filled with hard-working people and interesting food. It is by far the LEAST ghetto place that I have ever lived in. The crime rate in Cincinnati does not even touch the crime found in my true native ghetto suburb or South Euclid/Lyndhurst. Do not listen to anyone that tries to convince you that Cinci is a ghetto. They are assholes.

Cincinnati Native: "Yo, yo, yo....reppin Cinci up in heah!"

South Euclid Native: "You got to da count of 10 to start
running before I pop a cap in yo ass"

by Zuke July 18, 2006