When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.
Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.
by Zonal K August 25, 2019
A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 28, 2019
The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
by Zonal K November 11, 2019
The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.
by Zonal K July 28, 2019
The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.
Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.
by Zonal K September 29, 2019
A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
by Zonal K October 26, 2019