Klunge plunge

The act of fucking a klunge, or a vagina.

Last night's dinner and drinks with my ex ended up with a klunge plunge

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Tribe-o-wise

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.

The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Poonerversity

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

brown bowel barrel

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

labia lounge

A woman's cunt.

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019