102 definitions by Zonal K
The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
by Zonal K November 4, 2019
Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.
by Zonal K September 21, 2019
The arse.
Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.
by Zonal K October 2, 2019
The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
by Zonal K November 11, 2019
The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.
by Zonal K July 28, 2019
The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.
Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.
by Zonal K September 29, 2019
The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.
Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019