feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.
A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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Squeezant

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.
by Zonal K October 09, 2019
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Anal bangle

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.
He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.
by Zonal K October 07, 2019
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Klunge sponge

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.
by Zonal K September 13, 2019
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To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.
Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.
by Zonal K September 30, 2019
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Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.
Her knickers were full of arse batter..
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.
Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!
by Zonal K September 12, 2019
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