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Definitions by Zonal K

Calcutta splutter 

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
Calcutta splutter by Zonal K October 27, 2019

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
tube noose by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Hallowee Party 

An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.
Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.
Hallowee Party by Zonal K October 25, 2019

The Brown Eyed Peas 

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
The Brown Eyed Peas by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Dent vent 

The anus.
She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.
Dent vent by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Beat seed 

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.
Beat seed by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Dent vent cement 

Feaces.
She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.
Dent vent cement by Zonal K October 17, 2019