Zonal K's definitions

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Hallowee Party

An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.

Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Dent vent

The anus.

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019