Zeroisbeyond's definitions

Nigerian Sloppy

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.

Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER

by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022

Swallom

A frozen corpse that is in the middle of sucking off some man bussy. Most likely a blonde white girl that clearly goes to starbucks in the morning.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that swallom over there.
Guy 2: That's pretty hot
Guy 1: no idiot it's cold, their literally frozen

by Zeroisbeyond March 2, 2022

Nigerian Toothbrush

The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.

Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Spogging

The act of stealing other peoples poop before they flush to use as building blocks for a snowman or rather, a poop man like your dad.

person #1: Bro my poop keep disappearin'
pserson #2: *With brown mouth* woww sounds like someone is spogging you

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022