nelly

A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!

Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!

by Zeebo the Barber February 18, 2007

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

the game

A homosexual, conceited rapper from Compton. Claimed in an interview to be "as good as 2pac and Biggie." Also stated in this interview something along the lines of "At da end of da day, a lotta people will be mad att me fo sayingz thingz likez dat, but i dun care." Thinks he is hardcore. Thinks he is a "gangsta". I prefer to call him "The Gay"

The Game: "I certainly iz on da same level az 2pac and Biggie, if not higher. At da end of da day, a lotta people will be mad at me fo sayingz thingz like dat, but i dont care"

FAG!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

Kanye West

Rapper, genius, voice of a generation, loves fish sticks but swears he is not a gay fish.

You like fish sticks?

Kanye West: Yea.

So you're a gay fish...

Kanye West: I don't get it! Why does everyone think I'm a gay fish??

by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

paris hilton

Putrid
Arrogant
Repulsive
Ignorant
Slut

Harlot
Idiot
Lush
Tramp
Overrated
Nasty

Paris Hilton in a nutshell

by Zeebo the Barber November 09, 2006

shakira

A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!

by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006

Jay-Z

A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"

A sample of Jay-Z rapping:

Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006