Zeebo the Barber's definitions

shakira

A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Christina Aguilera

A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.

Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

Rob Schneider

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"

Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

jay-z

This is in response to Da yAy. Does he really not rap only about money? Let's analyze his lyrics, the one you posted.

"I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent"
-Rappin about how he had no money yet

"Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in"
-Rapping about getting money

"By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often"
-Rappin about how "hard" he is

"My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings"
-Rappin about his shitty childhood

"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up"
-Rapping about making money

"Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)"
-Rapping about making money

Alright, I stand corrected. Between all the times he raps about his money, he throws a line or two in there about his shitty childhood and about how hard he is. Big difference!

Jay-z is the shittiest rapper alive

by Zeebo the Barber November 2, 2006

Cee Lo Green

A singer who knows the lyrics to John Lennon's songs better than John Lennon did.

Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.

Cee Lo Green: Imaaaagine theeere's no countries, it isn't hard to doooo, nothing to kill or die for, and ALL RELIGION TRUE.... yeeeeea dawg... I modified dat shit.

by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

Kanye West

Rapper, genius, voice of a generation, loves fish sticks but swears he is not a gay fish.

You like fish sticks?

Kanye West: Yea.

So you're a gay fish...

Kanye West: I don't get it! Why does everyone think I'm a gay fish??

by Zeebo the Barber August 16, 2012

arnold schwarzenegger

The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.

Arnold Schwarzenegger kicks girly-men's asses!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006