A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
A stupid, ugly, trashy, whorish singer. Was at first your typical blonde teenage singer which was the trend at the time. Then she dyed her hair black, started wearing booty-shorts, and started singing about feminism. After that, she dyed her hair half-blonde half-brown/shit color, put it in braids, and looked like something straight from a trailer park septic tank. Now, she dyed her hair blonde again, cut it short, curled it, and is trying to bring back the 30s. She dresses in glittery dresses, uses old microphones, wears stupid hats from the era, and rolls around on pianos while singing. Sorry bitch, the 30's are long over, and you will never bring it back. Hopefully, so will your career be really soon.
Christina Aguilera (Uglyera) is a trashy, ugly, stupid whore who sings worse than Barbara Streisand. I'd rather listen to a peacock get it's guts pulled out of it's ass.
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
by Zeebo the Barber November 09, 2006
The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
A gay St. Louis rapper who half-raps and half-sings. Looks like a complete queer. Wears a band-aid under his eye because he thinks it makes him look hardcore. Keeps saying EIEI like a donkey. Old Mcdonald had a farm, EIEIO, nigga!
Nelly: EIEI uh oh! Im a sucka fo cornbread, mashed potatoes, and peas, and graaaaaavy! EIEIO nigga EIEIO! I have no talent nigga! Imma plug Ja-Rule's ass! peace!
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
A singer who knows the lyrics to John Lennon's songs better than John Lennon did.
Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.
Also likes to show his belief against having possessions by wearing a fur coat and jewelry from head to toe.
Cee Lo Green: Imaaaagine theeere's no countries, it isn't hard to doooo, nothing to kill or die for, and ALL RELIGION TRUE.... yeeeeea dawg... I modified dat shit.
by Zeebo the Barber March 29, 2012
A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"
A sample of Jay-Z rapping:
Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!
Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006