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Definitions by Zeddicus Rex

Adjective- Missourian (portmanteau i.e. Droopy + Booty) A colloquial term used to describe a person's flabby butt.
Lookit dat drooty.
Drooty to da bone.
Drooty be outta control.
Drooty by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017
As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.
My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
asslow by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

lovebasket 

Slang; Noun (Ozarkian English) From Love + Basket.
A colloquially accepted term for a woman's genitals.
See also VJ, clam, cooter
Usage;

I luv yous, lemme git my summer sausage in yer lovebasket.

He packed his meat in her lovebasket.

We're going to Ibiza on a humanitarian aid trip every one pack your lovebasket.

We parked and got into her lovebasket and her lovley backseat.
lovebasket by Zeddicus Rex March 28, 2017