For now on all of you people out there can just kiss my ass and die.
I wish this place and this country and this world ill
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R.E.M.

They suck, all of their music sounds the same. Don’t you listen to REM on the radio and just want to kick your fucking stereo in anger. Anyone who finds this annoying crap music entertaining really has no clue about the world.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Smokescreen

A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out what’s really going on in the world around them.

See also: sleep learning
Sports and other Entertainments are Smokescreens in the Western world.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 27, 2020
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Two of Hearts

I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you
I-I-I-I-I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

People get jealous 'cause we always stay together
Yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
Together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Oh
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

I-I-I-I-I need
I-I-I-I-I need
I need, I need, I need you

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
Oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Oh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
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Are you rigging the votes?

Because negative Joe Biden definitions have major thumbs down
Are you rigging the votes? For Mr. Joe Biden
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 31, 2020
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When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3
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Canada

grimey Marxists that want to spoil our noble way of life
People who really seem to be trying to undermine my existence. Canada
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 17, 2020
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