Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

I know you are there

I’m talking about the UD Jews

I know you are there

I can read your minds

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 3, 2021

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

Ever fallen in love with someone

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame, what a shame
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I'll only end up losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020

The French

They are irrelevant and their country and culture will one day cease to exist. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bastards

Nobody likes the French people

The French are the ultimate hypocrites

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 11, 2021