Amanda

Babe, tomorrow's so far away
There's something I just have to say
I don't think I can hide what I'm feelin' inside
Another day
Knowin' I love you
And I, I'm getting too close again
I don't want to see it end
If I tell you tonight

Would you turn out the lights
And walk away knowin' I love you?

I'm gonna take you by surprise
And make you realize
Amanda
I'm gonna tell you right away
I can't wait another day
Amanda
I'm gonna say it like a man
And make you understand
Amanda
I love you

And I feel like today's the day
I'm lookin' for the words to say
Do you want to be free, are you ready for me
To feel this way?
I don't want to lose you
So, it may be too soon, I know
The feeling takes so long to grow
If I tell you today

Will you turn me away
And let me go?
I don't want to lose you
I'm gonna take you by surprise
And make you realize
Amanda
I'm gonna tell you right away
I can't wait another day
Amanda
I'm gonna say it like a man
And make you understand
Amanda (oh girl)

You and I
I know that we can't wait
And I swear, I swear it's not a lie girl
Tomorrow may be too late
You, you and I girl
We can share a life together
It's now or never
And tomorrow may be too late (ohh-ohh)

And, feelin' the way I do
I don't want to wait my whole life through
To say I'm in love with you
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American: "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German."

The truth: The Americans didn't even join the war until 1944. They didn't hardly do anything at all. The only thing they did was drop an Atomic Bomb on Hiroshima and Nagaski, Japan. And unlike you, Britain was in the ALL of the war. And you didn't finish the war. It was us and the Africans.
American view of World War II-

Some American idiot is probably going to Recommend this for Deletion and say that it's inaccurate because they are stupid useless Tossers that take all the credit for something they didn't do.
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Black Jew

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.
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I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?

I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.

I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.
They don’t deserve an advantage over me.
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Dickface

A mild insult in the 1980s. Kinda like an American version of Dickhead.
Hehe. Throw the ball over to Dickface! He’ll flip!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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I respect your feelings

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap
I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
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Corpse Pose

Sleeping is believing, breathing is deceiving.
Watch your heart, let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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The drawback to living is finding yourself
Watch your heart let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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Don't believe it if you see it, got to see it, to believe it
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Don't believe it if yo see it, don't believe it if you see it,
Got to see it to believe it.
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