You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen
I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah
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Realization

I suddenly realized I am a bit stunted. (I’m talking to the Jewish people on this site.)

I’m pretty above average in intelligence and awareness. But my skills for my age is really backward. I was never programmed like other people were. Strange, huh? I can tell certain things that most people would never dream of. Even if there is a black Jewish guy. I don’t know what facility he was brewed at. But I can pick up on Black Jews sometimes and even Hispanic ones. Jews of the white Caucasian type are pretty common. Probably the most common.
Realization. I also suck at Math. They should just give me my GED and some money or something. Working for it on my own is pretty difficult, especially in a crazy world. I’m not lazy I just can’t do certain things. I’m not programmed like the others are. I’m a gentile but I somehow kept my individuality and self awareness. So I’m not programmed like all the others. I usually just try to be an actor like the Jews and fit in. It will just come out sounding incoherent to most people so I don’t really bother sometimes. Things would be easier if I had a boss or director. Just a more structured environment I guess.
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Wow, we truly came from hell

No wonder we are so thin skinned and hot-headed
Wow, we truly came from hell. All humans are nincompoops and failures of natural selection
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Wow, we truly came from hell

No wonder we are all so touchy and hot-headed.
Wow, we truly came from hell.
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Angel Baby

It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do
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Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible
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Simply Irresistible

How can it be permissible
She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical
She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
Her loving is so powerful, huh
It's simply unavoidable
The trend irreversible
The woman is invincible
She's a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
Her methodes are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible, yeah yeah
She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there' no other way to go)
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
Simply irresistible
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