9 definitions by Zarkos

It's the thing that teachers give you just to fuck with you, that's it
I burned my homework, and that absolute softie of a teacher called the police on me
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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Family member attracted person, AKA, a person (usually a guy) who has an incestuous love for a family member
Fuck FMAPs
by Zarkos October 24, 2023
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A species that carries two varieties:

Variety 1-A sincerely respectable and competent person who enforces reasonable rules and gives fair punishments. Unfortunately, is a incredibly rare breed.

Variety 2-A cranky person who takes things too seriously, mods people for saying things they don't like or agree with (regardless of the rules), and will instinctively play the rule lawyer game when called out on it. Will also frequently single out sole examples of the perceived rule breaking while blowing off other posters doing equal or worse.
A Variety 2 Gamefaqs Moderator in action:

"Topic deleted by mod due to being off topic"

Poster-But my topic involved various characters from the game and discussed them. And there are a crapload of topics that are just as much off topic such as crappy VS threads and yapping about your retarded fetishes threads.

Mod-Don't care. Don't like your thread. I like reading posters go on about how Sonic's furry power beats Mario, repeat unfunny memes, and go on about what underage cartoon characters they'd like to bone.

Poster-Fag.
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And here's another example:

Poster-"Posts his opinion on something that others don't agree with"

Mod-"Deletes post for trolling"

Poster-The Hell? I didn't post that to annoy other users or incite some flamewar. I was just posting my opinion.
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And another example:

Poster: "Posts in topic that's now about a game where a black guy goes around killing white people by asking if the game will have fried chicken"

Mod: "Uses mod powers for some reason even though the post wasn't any more offensive than others in the topic that weren't modded whatsover."

Poster:''Is suspended, and doesn't get the chance to contest the moderation"
by Zarkos April 17, 2010
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That's me
Hi, I'm Zarkos
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Please
Eat
My
Dick
And
Shit
Do not PEMDAS in this area
by Zarkos October 28, 2023
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If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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It stands for: Bacon, Toast, Sausage.
by Zarkos October 14, 2023
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