Definitions by Zarkos

PEMDAS 

Please
Eat
My
Dick
And
Shit

Do not PEMDAS in this area

PEMDAS by Zarkos October 27, 2023

FMAP 

Family member attracted person, AKA, a person (usually a guy) who has an incestuous love for a family member

Fuck FMAPs

FMAP by Zarkos October 24, 2023

Arachnosexual 

Zoophilia towards spiders

Being an arachnosexual is the same as being a zoophile towards spiders

Arachnosexual by Zarkos October 22, 2023

I'm calling your parents 

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

I'm calling your parents by Zarkos October 16, 2023

Homework 

It's the thing that teachers give you just to fuck with you, that's it

I burned my homework, and that absolute softie of a teacher called the police on me

Homework by Zarkos October 16, 2023

Censorship 

Something the Chinese government loves for whatever reason.

I'm against censorship.

Censorship by Zarkos October 15, 2023

Zarkos 

That's me

Hi, I'm Zarkos

Zarkos by Zarkos October 14, 2023