Definitions by Zaphod Beeblebrox

chalga

Mixture of bulgarian, turkish, greek and serbian folk music elements, combined with some pop music produced in Bulgaria and very popular among the masses. Lyrics are vulgar and cheap, targeting the ignorant and untaught public, speaking highly of the power of the money, making sex for money, etc.
This music is provoking mean thinking and basic instincts.
The melodies are offen stolen from some famous song. Performers are mainly whorelike dressed blonds.

Only If I get you, your blue jeans I will tear up( in sexual context )...

chalga by Zaphod Beeblebrox April 8, 2005

lea de mae 

She also died of brain cancer in December 2004.

Lea de Mae lays no more.

lea de mae by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 10, 2005

snurk my glurk 

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

Duck 

n. & v.: A buttquack.

Excuse me. I ducked.

Duck by Zaphod Beeblebrox February 22, 2004