Zamzara's definitions

rusty trumpbone

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

by Zamzara November 29, 2016

supernatural

n. or adj. Something which, by definition, does not exist.
See also woo-woo.

Describing something which is currently unknown as 'supernatural' is an easy way to avoid finding out real answers about the world.

by Zamzara October 25, 2007

piss de résistance

The lowest point, or worst feature of something.

I've seen some bad artwork in this museum, but this last item really is the piss de résistance.

by Zamzara May 25, 2011

rape

Appalling crime of forced sexual violence against another person. Except when it happens to a man in prison, in which case, in Western culture, it is apparently highly amusing.

"The woman was brutally raped"
"Don't drop the soap, ha ha"

by Zamzara October 25, 2007

sustainable

adj. Concerned with trendy, liberal, or faddish causes, especially alarmist environmentalism and anti-capitalism. An activity or product is described as sustainable if it promotes a hippy agenda, regardless of whether the activity in question has any particular ability to be sustained over a long time period or not.

Fair trade coffee is a sustainable brand.

by Zamzara October 24, 2007