Zack Mellinger's definitions

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

Frankenstein

Some dead jewish guy named frank with bolts in his head.

Frankenstein: You call these bagels?!

by Zack Mellinger February 27, 2009

abcd

Epic win in every possible way. Everyone loves abcd and he makes all the girls wet.

abcd fangirls: HAVE MY BABIES!!!

by Zack Mellinger February 27, 2009