Definitions by Zachary Johnson

ming 

the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.

Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.

ming by Zachary Johnson June 30, 2008

happy path 

the line of hair between stomach hair and pubic hair.

Jimmy was upset because his happy path was not fully grown.

happy path by Zachary Johnson June 30, 2008