Definitions by Zach G.
gibberish
Public Radio
Let me put it this way-
Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.
Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.
That's public radio.
Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.
Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.
That's public radio.
*SKRRIRIIICICHH*
Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm
*SKRRIRICHH*.
Today we're talking about a book
*skrriitichhh*
Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts
*ssskkkkittiririihc*
HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-
*skrriiiitichhh*
So what compelled you to write about Diners?
Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm
*SKRRIRICHH*.
Today we're talking about a book
*skrriitichhh*
Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts
*ssskkkkittiririihc*
HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-
*skrriiiitichhh*
So what compelled you to write about Diners?
Public Radio by Zach G. November 24, 2004
Cheesus
Survivor
Walkie Talkie Man
1. An annoyingly catchy and fast-paced song by the group Steriogram. It's now in a commerical for iPods, making it even harder to escape.
2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.
2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.
1.
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree
Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go
Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket
2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.
Walkie Talkie Man by Zach G. September 25, 2004
Tony Blair
Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?
Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Tony Blair by Zach G. September 14, 2004