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dude

Ingrown Anal Hair
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
mugGet the dudemug.

Seven Nation Army

The easiest song to play, by the White Stripes.
I can play it on Cello, I have a friend who plays it on guitar, etc.
by Zach G. January 14, 2004
mugGet the Seven Nation Armymug.

Walkie Talkie Man

1. An annoyingly catchy and fast-paced song by the group Steriogram. It's now in a commerical for iPods, making it even harder to escape.

2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.
1.

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree

Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.
by Zach G. September 25, 2004
mugGet the Walkie Talkie Manmug.

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
by Zach G. November 9, 2003
mugGet the Arthur Two Sheds Jacksonmug.

867-5309

Jennys number in the famous Tommy Tutone song.
I got it! I got it!!!
by Zach G. January 2, 2004
mugGet the 867-5309mug.

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.
Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.
by Zach G. November 8, 2003
mugGet the Dingmug.

Dickie Cricket

The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.
Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
mugGet the Dickie Cricketmug.

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