Zach G.'s definitions

gibberish

The native language of urbandictionary.com. Contains words that make no sense.

Jibbby pip foouw jibbblenet ututututut.
(Translation: Good god, what language art thou speaking?)

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

Public Radio

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

Cheesus

He's a holy spirit! Made of solid Milk Curd!

Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thas sum good cheesus!

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

Survivor

The greatest TV Show... since... well... ever.

I play Survivor online... does that make me a loser?
Everyone: Yes.

by Zach G. November 22, 2004

Walkie Talkie Man

1. An annoyingly catchy and fast-paced song by the group Steriogram. It's now in a commerical for iPods, making it even harder to escape.

2. A man with a walkie talkie! C'mon, if you needed me to tell you that, I reccomend that you begin your name with the word 'Special'.

1.

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a movin and a groovin
And a hippin and a hoppin
And a pickin and a boppin
Those bods are being bad
You better take a stand
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand
You're looking all around
There is trouble to be found
Make sure when you find it you get to say it loud
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

He's fat and he don't run too fast
But he's faster than me
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree

Well you're walkin and a talkin
You're my walkie talkie man
Well you're walkin and a talkin
Go Go Go Go

Well you're walkin and a talkin
And a freakin and a yellin
And a bossin and a speakin
And a lookin and a pointin
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes
And you wave your torch
With your black short shorts
Don't let em get away
Don't think they can play
Nail 'em to the wall
Cause you really need to say
Gotta code three
Need back up
Bring me
My bright pink fluro jacket

2. You need an example now? Here's an example: You're a fucking retard.

by Zach G. September 25, 2004

Tony Blair

George Dubya's monkey boy.

Blair: What're we going to do tonight, George?

Bush: The same thing we do every night, Tony- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

by Zach G. September 14, 2004

Straight Up

Pure, absolute, sh*t like that.

Vanilla Straight Up: No sprinkles, toppings, mixes, just vanilla.

by Zach G. August 28, 2004