Public Radio

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

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Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

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Today we're talking about a book

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Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

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HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

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So what compelled you to write about Diners?

by Zach G. November 25, 2004

demon

They infest me, waiting to come out, infest more. Must free my body and mind of evil before tainted for life. You're all infested to, and for some of you, its too late. Others can still free their mind of it.

The demon infests...

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

butter da

A butter flavored drink that is for automotive use only.

*Butter Da is noh hush a bush push leopold.

by Zach G. January 24, 2004

Tenessee

The land of 1,000 cousins.

Welcum tooo Tenny see!!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

A poorly done ending to a great trilogy.

The Matrix:Revolutions was disappointing.

by Zach G. December 04, 2003

This Is The Shit

A phrase commonly used by me (Zach G./ZSGhost) in private.

(slang) This is very good. (Commonly used to describe marijuana)

Stoner #1: Dude, this is the shit.
Stoner #2: Amen to that, motherfucker!

by Zach G. November 27, 2004

PBS

A television show that interupts quality programming to get you pledge money for the "Jenkins McCoy" Foundation.

And if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you this sporty PBS tote bag, good for all occasions!!

by Zach G. December 06, 2003