Trumped

The word you use when you absolutely destroy someone in any competition.

Senior: GET TRUMPED IN FOOTBALL KID
3 yro: I trumped your mom last night

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Dictionary

You just looked up the definition of dictionary cause your probably some smart ass kid.

I am going to shove a dictionary up your ass cause you looked up this word.

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Fun

Not school

My teachers think school is fun lel.

by Your mom's perfume May 24, 2021

Amog us

The better and improved version of among us.

Amog us is free on all platforms and includes in game purchases.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021