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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

sheeto

Shit oh man oops

Sheeto I frogot my iPad and iPhone at home!

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017