Definitions by Your maternal figure

sheeto 

Shit oh man oops

Sheeto I frogot my iPad and iPhone at home!

sheeto by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

turd guard 

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

turd guard by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017