Definitions by Your local tsundere

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

farmers insurance 

We are farmers bum ba dum ba dum dum dum

Farmers Insurance

farmers insurance by Your local tsundere January 21, 2021

ball stabber 

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

ball stabber by Your local tsundere January 18, 2021