Your local tsundere's definitions

ball stabber

My asshole cat that will hospitalize anyone who is of the male gender

Friend: Hows your cat been
Me: you mean ball stabber?

by Your local tsundere January 18, 2021

farmers insurance

We are farmers bum ba dum ba dum dum dum

Farmers Insurance

by Your local tsundere January 21, 2021

Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021