Jess

Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-

Me “Jess are you crying”
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Andrew

That kid who looks like the donkey from shrek

“Wow Andrew look fucking weird”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Tara

The one girl who you hated and then didn’t because she knows what you did

“Wow taras my best friend even tho I hated her guts”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Brian

That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being

“Wow Brian is a fucking dinosaur he so talll”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Adan

Gross mf I hate - always horny

“Get tf out my face Adan”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020

Brett

A mf hick who only dates hoes and can’t read

“Brett what does that say”
“Hjsuww”
“Bro it says tree tf ?”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 03, 2020