Your homie dessa ;)'s definitions

Jess

Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-

Me “Jess are you crying”
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 3, 2020

Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Brian

That one really y’all guy who is a good friend but is no longer good to talk to because he became extra dry- he is unaware of the fact he is an amazing human being

“Wow Brian is a fucking dinosaur he so talll”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Andrew

That kid who looks like the donkey from shrek

“Wow Andrew look fucking weird”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Noni

That girl who is always a vibe ong- probably a druggie but das cool, say what she want when she want to cuz she’s not afraid to voice herself , hella pretty could prolly pull anyone and could also prolly beat your ass and your manz to

“Wow do you like that girl noni she’s kinda loud”
“Stfu you gone get whooped”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Noah

Lowkey the cutest mf like to exist kinda emo but it okies cuz he’s a pretty boy

“I love Noah he so pretty”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Brett

A mf hick who only dates hoes and can’t read

“Brett what does that say”
“Hjsuww”
“Bro it says tree tf ?”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020