Your Mom's definitions

noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

by your mom February 6, 2005

lirl

lirl is an acronym for "Laughing Out Loud"

::someone makes a funny joke:: LIRL!

by your mom March 21, 2005

70's bush

wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair

I ain't going down on her anymore without a Dustbuster. Last time I did, I was hocking up hairballs for a week, cuz she's got 70's bush.

by your mom September 7, 2003

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

IM

Sending a message to someone instantly.

IM's make me all wet just thinking about them.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

Drunk Talk

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

by your mom March 10, 2003