yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

by your mom March 05, 2005

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body shot

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

After about 10 Coors Lights she was ready to do body shots.

by your mom March 16, 2005

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goldenshower

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.

man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.

by your mom February 17, 2005

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corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

by your mom October 10, 2003

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Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are
Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your Mom December 20, 2003

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