therabeer

Beer consumed as part of a positive therapeutic activity.

Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
by Your Eminence February 05, 2014
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barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.
Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.
by Your Eminence April 07, 2016
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creativity nazi

Member of Urban Dictionary's review board that doesn't appreciate decent humor and sarcasm, thus shooting down seemingly stellar submissions.
Florian was really happy to get to be a reviewer at Urban Dictionary. It allowed him to be a Creativity Nazi to subconsciously get back at his parents for to name that got his ass kicked all through school.
by Your Eminence February 10, 2015
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spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 03, 2014
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It went doa

When a video is posted on the internet that does not go viral and probably never had a chance.
Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?

Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
by Your Eminence December 01, 2014
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Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.
Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 20, 2013
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Chamorrophobia

The fear of being savagely attacked by visitors bearing Chamorro Chocolate Chip cookies from Guam.
And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.
by Your Eminence March 18, 2021
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