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One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
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Therabeer is generally consumed in significant quantities in the hours directly following a challenging day at work. Sessions involving Therabeer are proven to be most effective with a small group of co-workers to encourage commiseration between them, but also giving them ample opportunity to rip co-workers who are not present.
Craig: So did you hear the latest complaint from the guy in the next cubicle?
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
Bubby: Now what?
Craig: He says our cubicle stinks again.
Bubby: Damn. I suppose he went to the boss again.
Craig: Yea. Looks like we just got another smoldering stick in the eye.
Bubby: So now what do we do?
Craig: Call Jay. It's time to go out for some Therabeer.
by Your Eminence February 4, 2014
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by Your Eminence November 4, 2014
Get the Whodatsie mug.Becky: Did you see Bubby's Facebook video of him tying his own shoes?
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
Joe: Yea, he was really proud of himself for being on Facebook AND tying his own shoes and figured it would go viral. I've got a hunch it went DOA by now.
by Your Eminence December 1, 2014
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2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 3, 2014
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Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
by Your Eminence December 15, 2014
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Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 19, 2013
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