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One who tries to explain him or her self to a Jackass.
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
One who has to try to make sense of even the simplest concepts to someone else (a.k.a the Jackass).
Becky: So Joe, how did the management meeting go?
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
Joe: Pretty much same old, same old.
Becky: So did John go over the org chart again?
Joe: Of course. The first hour of the meeting was spent by John explaining his choices of the color of the arrows, thickness of the lines, and font used for each subordinate level.
Becky: (sounding aghast) You've got to be kidding!
Joe: Yeah it's true. Vince tried to point out to him that there might be bigger issues to discuss but finally gave up. He told me later that he is sick of being the Jackass Whisperer.
by Your Eminence January 14, 2014
Get the Jackass Whisperer mug.Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.
by Your Eminence December 15, 2014
Get the cloudless mug.Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 19, 2013
Get the Carbon Beerprint mug.Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
by Your Eminence March 27, 2016
Get the cc surprise mug.And in today's headlines, the QAnon representative to U.S. House of Representative succumbed to a severe case of Chamorrophobia. It seems that a group armed with Guam's favorite chocolate chip cookie stormed Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene's office in a blatant attempt at good will, sending her into a rage. More details at 10:00.
by Your Eminence March 18, 2021
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1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned
Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.
by Your Eminence December 3, 2014
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Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
Joe: Don't be coming around here with him, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur unless they serve beer. This is a NoPoGo Zone!
by Your Eminence July 17, 2016
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