Class Fart

Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart

Mark: How bad was it

Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha

Nathan: The cute girl

Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again

Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021
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Ripple Fart

When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl
Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out

Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome

Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts

Julia: Maybe you need to fart

Rochelle: I don’t fart

Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*

Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine

Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple

Rochelle: Oh
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021
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Laying Fart

When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart
Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.

Marc: And....

Jack: I think I’m in love
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Flatulence

The emission of gas from the anus
by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019
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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally
Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021
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