Definitions by Your Dude 67
Class Fart
Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
Class Fart by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021
Fart Coming
Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt
Danny: Do How was your day man
Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING
Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man
Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better
Bobby: That was gross
Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING
Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man
Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better
Bobby: That was gross
Fart Coming by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021
Public Farter
Harold: *Fart*
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
Public Farter by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Date Fart
When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Date Fart by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Laying Fart
When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart
Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
Marc: And....
Jack: I think I’m in love
Laying Fart by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Fart Jacuzzi
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
Fart Jacuzzi by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Accidental Fart
Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
Accidental Fart by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021