Definitions by Your Best Idiot
The best Idiot
Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...
The best Idiot by your best idiot March 29, 2010
Metrosexual
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
Metrosexual by your best idiot March 28, 2010
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to remain silent by your best idiot March 28, 2010
Diddy Kong
1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
Diddy Kong by your best idiot March 27, 2010
Tornado Fighter
a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
Tornado Fighter by your best idiot March 27, 2010