Definitions by Your Ass

masturbate 

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

masturbate by Your Ass September 26, 2003

SR-71 

A really good decent band that was overshadowed by Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and the like.

Man, SR-71 was a great band that never had a chance.

SR-71 by Your Ass September 16, 2003

Bed

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

I fucked her all night in bed!

Bed by Your Ass September 14, 2003