An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.
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Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.
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An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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