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You: I'm so bored.
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
by You sad human April 8, 2019
Get the qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop mug.When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Get the Stoned mug.A top tier sign of pure boredom. If you have managed to find this, you are 100% confirmed mentally stronger than shaggy.
by You sad human February 4, 2019
Get the zqxwcevrbtnymuioplkjhgfdsa mug.When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Get the Stoned mug.Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
by You sad human April 2, 2019
Get the I erased time and leapt past it! mug.When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Get the Parched Lasagna mug.Some fucking idiot named john who steals jokes from other people or if Popeyes says virtually anything funny, he'll repeat the word fifteen thousand fucking times and it becomes stale and unfunny. The only way to stop annoying shitlord scum like this is to beat their fucking face in until they start fucking crying, but they'll likely do that before you throw a punch. In other words, john is a fuck boy who hides behind a paper thin mirage of being a pussy
Popeyes: Herpes
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot
by You sad human January 10, 2019
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