The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.
It's a clusterfaith!
It's a clusterfaith!
Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.
by You rReal Name November 25, 2020
One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.
Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!
by You rReal Name January 04, 2021
Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
by You rReal Name January 26, 2021
The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!
Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"
by You rReal Name October 28, 2020
The electronic attack, onslaught, scourge or viral-19 accomplished through any on-line media. e-mail. e-lan. e-spouse™. e-strangement. e-book. and e-commerce. E-ccentric or con-centric. Legal, Paralleagle™, single e-agle or totally e-legal.
Bob often worried his critical political blogging would draw unwanted attention and perhaps even add e-ssault™ to injury. Little did "they" know it was impossible to e-ssault™ him after 3 years in the court systems. He had e-law©️ on his side now.
by You rReal Name July 09, 2020
The professional designation of those who study the demarcation devices signifying quartile success in the game of baseball.
At every major league ballpark the bassists gather in the designated boxes and continuously scan the bags with their binoculars, hoping to see the evolutionary morph into becoming a home plate. It happens so quickly, no one has ever captured it in a picture, but each night ground crews at every park leave 4 bags out on the diamond, and next morning one has become home plate.
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
Any assembled group of exceedingly rich autoviles who worship Ingolstadt Germany as the only TRUE automobile manufacturing city in the universe.
"I knew I was in trouble when I began to praise my Beemer as the greatest German car ever made and I found myself in seconds surrounded by an audience, 5 rings of highly organized protesters. Even their cell phones rang 5 times for every call."
by You rReal Name November 22, 2019