You rReal Name's definitions

expunation

Any attempt, oral, video, spoken word, hieroglyph'd or written, to explain a who?morous use of ANY language to an audience (aka: a group of Ingolstadt autoviles) which may not be of a similar mind.

"I was in a crowd so dimly lit by the cheap Chinese LED bulbs of 21st century education that I found myself having to give expunation after expunation, and yet, I was STILL not satisfied they groaned loudly enough. Perhaps they were not groaned up enough to understand at that age. I am thinking to sue and ask for expunitive damages."

by You rReal Name November 22, 2019

pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)

When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2020

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

trumpit

An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.

He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

Sleight-of-mouth

The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"

Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.

by You rReal Name August 16, 2020

auditorial

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.

I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.

by You rReal Name November 28, 2020

textitocious

A person whose texts are so longtexted and brutally texty and just plain huge. Diarrhea of the keyboard.

Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.

by You rReal Name October 31, 2024