Canada has free universal health care. Well, as free as it can get, they pay for it out of income taxes and sales taxes. A longstanding Canadian tradition requires each citizen to set aside that amount of money he or she would usually have to spend on medical insurance, and to use it to help others in need. The "Sick's Fee" is the name assigned to that money, and by law it must be spent on, or given to, some other Canadian who is need of something, whether that be a new roof, clean beaver pelt clothing, maple syrup or an exhibit of Canadiana. The Sick's Fee is the "pay it forward" component in the Constitution. How does this cash get spent? Well, the finest examples of the art of making maple tree taps has been gathered for display on a planned new web site. "SicksFeeTapArt.ca" is just one more twisted and bored Canadian's view of how to help his fellow man to survive COVID-19. You can have fun even if you are not Canadian. Just contribute ONE photo which exemplifies any artistic creation that in some tiny, remote, humorous way refers to the word "tap". Just 3 simple letters... but a world of untapped possibilities!
Where do YOU stand on this?... Sick's Fee Tap Art? Yes or NO!?? Will you socially distance your self again today? or will you "Pull a Trump" and go spread your spit at the office on May 1?
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
by You rReal Name April 16, 2020
Get the Sick's Feemug. A person who just sends text after text to drive you nuts. Long in the keys, not just long in th3 tooth!
Bob really bothered a lot of his friends since he was the longtexted to the point of making them fall asleep,or to bleed from the fingernails trying to keep up.
by You rReal Name October 31, 2024
Get the Longtextedmug. How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.
Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
Get the Costbromug. A portion of USA culture that believes: Whether if it came direct from POTUS his own self, or just from his minion, Kellyanne Conway, it may as well have come from the lips of God, as if it was just chiselled into stone by Moses, or as if it just got off the boat built by Noah.
Among the crowd gathered at Lincoln's monument to hear the latest directives were an entire Conwayvian chapter bused in from Florida, resplendent in their colourful robes and tinfoil helmets. One could say they were paying WRAPPED attention to their leader.
by You rReal Name August 16, 2020
Get the Conwayvianmug. In 2020 and 2021 in Canada, the courts continued to operate in remote mode, they used the Zoom teleconferencing software even for murder trials Thus, Zoom Court, or more efficiently, Zmourt, has continued British Common Law with little disruption.
The only GOOD thing about Covid-19 was that if you committed a crime, you need only stop Tweeting and click on Zmourt from the comfort of your lawyer’s office. No driving, no parking, no waiting with the hordes to be assigned to a physical room where you got to wait some more. You can watch YouTube waiting in Zmourt. Or pornography, even.
by You rReal Name May 01, 2021
Get the Zmourtmug. If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
Get the Amateurlificmug. A person, who by his or her marital status should instantly get Covoid-19 from the spouse... but does not. Because the spouse is not permitted to be close enough to pass it.
It was a positive test and bad news for Hope Hicks and President Trump, but at least Melania was uncovoidable!
by You rReal Name October 02, 2020
Get the Uncovoidablemug.