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The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.
Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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He never feared being self represented in court, unless he was up against the cunsel Gwendarian. She would have him for LUNCH again today, he thought, as he dropped his bag on the defendant's desk and sagged forlornly into his chair.
by You rReal Name July 24, 2020
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It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
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by You rReal Name April 30, 2021
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I get it... he used "The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas." to express to me desolation and despair, but his mixed poemaphore lost me when he added on "There's something happening her, what it is ain'; exactly clear." Of corse its not clear, its cloudy!
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020
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In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
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