Definitions by You rReal Name
Zmourt
In 2020 and 2021 in Canada, the courts continued to operate in remote mode, they used the Zoom teleconferencing software even for murder trials Thus, Zoom Court, or more efficiently, Zmourt, has continued British Common Law with little disruption.
The only GOOD thing about Covid-19 was that if you committed a crime, you need only stop Tweeting and click on Zmourt from the comfort of your lawyer’s office. No driving, no parking, no waiting with the hordes to be assigned to a physical room where you got to wait some more. You can watch YouTube waiting in Zmourt. Or pornography, even.
Zmourt by You rReal Name May 1, 2021
vaxificate
In January, Canuck Bob had snuck across the border at Fort Erie so he could go fly gliders in Florida, so when he headed back north in May, he made sure he had his vaxificate in his pocket for the border officials.
vaxificate by You rReal Name April 30, 2021
Ipiphany
These are e-lectronic times, and although An "e-piphany" (from the ancient Greek ἐπιφάνεια, epiphanea, "manifestation, striking appearance") is an experience of a sudden and striking realization.
But an Ipiphany is a sudden realization so strong, and so real, and so compelling, that it could have only come from deep in the would within and therefore will be everlasting part of your life. Your spirit.
But an Ipiphany is a sudden realization so strong, and so real, and so compelling, that it could have only come from deep in the would within and therefore will be everlasting part of your life. Your spirit.
Bob always had to be hit over the head with a hammer to change his mind. His face was a result of a few missed blows. When the skull finally collapsed, it triggered the peabrain within to erupt into an Ipiphany, a realization so stunning, so clear that he knew that, at last, he had become a good citizen. He would forever do only good things for everyone around him instead of just for himself.
Ipiphany by You rReal Name February 27, 2021
Rip Chord
The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.
Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
Rip Chord by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
Costbro
How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.
Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
Costbro by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
right wingding
Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.
Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!
right wingding by You rReal Name January 26, 2021
seensay
The third party act of knowing someone who saw something happening on a computer screen, and then coming to court and describing what your friend saw. The visual equivalent to hearsay, non-admissable testimony from a person who was told by ANOTHER person what happened.
Bob always prided himself on his polite and accurate political blog posts, so he was very upset when he was arrested based on some cop coming into court saying his witness had seen a rude blog post by him. Since the cop had not read the post himself on a computer screen, the judge ruled his testimony as inadmissable seensay.
seensay by You rReal Name January 10, 2021