78 definitions by You rReal Name
What a tomcat who can’t spell calls the stuff he exudes when sufficiently sexually stimulated by a particularly cute pussy.
Tweetybird had to perch quietly while Sylvester moaned, groaned and ultimately climaxed in a spray of catachism he directed at least at the correct end of the pussy presented to him.
by You rReal Name January 5, 2021
When your buddy has thoroughly convinced you it is time to tale responsibility for a big issue in your life, you now are challenged to "cowboy up" and get the tough jobs done.
Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
by You rReal Name November 2, 2022
To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020
If a person, say an author, is well spoken and writes a lot of books, he is called prolific. But, an ordinary person who writes well, but rarely and not in detail... he shall be referred to as amateurlific. He can carry on a written conversation fairly well, but the castle he builds with his prose tend to most often be made of sand. He fails to write enough detail, but fortunately for his readers, he chooses to write infrequently so they let him get away with it.
Bob often was self-described as knowing an extraordinary amount about everything, whereas his blog lacked detail and in all other ways was equally amateurlific. He lacked content, and detail. He often promised, but he never really delivered. Little Leaguer.
by You rReal Name June 24, 2020
When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
by You rReal Name November 28, 2020
The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.
When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
What you create when you use a line or two from a poem as a metaphor for something you are trying to explain to another person.
I get it... he used "The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas." to express to me desolation and despair, but his mixed poemaphore lost me when he added on "There's something happening her, what it is ain'; exactly clear." Of corse its not clear, its cloudy!
by You rReal Name July 23, 2020