swantek

someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.
"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"
by you know April 29, 2003
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wazzdakka

n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.
Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.
by you know November 19, 2003
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intellution

only cool people wear intellution hats
by you know June 21, 2003
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crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.
I was bored last night, so I crupied.
by you know December 08, 2004
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compton ass eddie

his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss
by you know March 16, 2005
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jaken

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.
by you know October 31, 2004
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scorch

I scorched my couch with a lighter
by You know April 12, 2005
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