The sexiest bastard that is known to mankind. Known for his alluring gaze and cunning vocabulary, the "wild" Kharoda will seduce you into doing anything he wants.
Kharoda was nicknamed "wild" for a reason. He has spent his time on Earth travelling, searching for the true meaning of life in the closet. His presence in historic events and places have shaped the world into what it is today, and his legendary selfies testify this.
His heroism includes but is not limited to:
• The annual lovemaking event at Kharoda farms, with horses resembling the lean, muscular, 29inch-cock build of the Kharoda. As the Kharoda spirit animal represents his sexual identity, all the horses are male. This is how feminism began.
• Alcatraz prison, where only the most muscular African prisoners in the world are held. Thanks to the murderous physics god Stuart, Kharoda arrived in 1987 carrying bars of soap with friction coefficients of 0.0004. Due to this, Kharoda dropped the soap "accidentally" 18 times, and recieved the punishment he had been longing for his entire life. The brave Kharoda's heroics initiated the prisoners' turnarounds, and thereby commenced their transition into productive members of society.
• The Auschwitz sector of the Nazi party headquarters, where he brilliantly broke in and killed Osama Bin Laden. This heroic act is the least he could do for us. However, he does incredible things like this daily, so he sent a selfie of it, captioned "streaks", as if it was nothing special.
Kharoda was nicknamed "wild" for a reason. He has spent his time on Earth travelling, searching for the true meaning of life in the closet. His presence in historic events and places have shaped the world into what it is today, and his legendary selfies testify this.
His heroism includes but is not limited to:
• The annual lovemaking event at Kharoda farms, with horses resembling the lean, muscular, 29inch-cock build of the Kharoda. As the Kharoda spirit animal represents his sexual identity, all the horses are male. This is how feminism began.
• Alcatraz prison, where only the most muscular African prisoners in the world are held. Thanks to the murderous physics god Stuart, Kharoda arrived in 1987 carrying bars of soap with friction coefficients of 0.0004. Due to this, Kharoda dropped the soap "accidentally" 18 times, and recieved the punishment he had been longing for his entire life. The brave Kharoda's heroics initiated the prisoners' turnarounds, and thereby commenced their transition into productive members of society.
• The Auschwitz sector of the Nazi party headquarters, where he brilliantly broke in and killed Osama Bin Laden. This heroic act is the least he could do for us. However, he does incredible things like this daily, so he sent a selfie of it, captioned "streaks", as if it was nothing special.
Just shout KHARODAAAAAAAAAA! in the voice of Mooalam. If you recieve a warm, welcoming, come-hither gaze, you have in fact been bestowed with the ever so 1 /7 billion chance of being in the presence of the Marvelous Kharoda.
by Yoman Mamood August 17, 2019