11 definition by Yer Mom

An asshole, a complete dumbfucker.

Only a complete butt rodigy would fuck your mom.

by yer mom March 28, 2003

A manner in which to pronounce "alright" that is seen to be cooler and/or hipper than the word we might find in an actual dictionary.

They tried to replace my 'blahs' with 'a-ights,' blah.

by Yer mom November 15, 2004

A nipple that spans most of the boob's surface

Imagine a pizza , but on a boob

by yer mom October 20, 2003

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

by Yer Mom January 09, 2005