The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 20, 2018

Cow Shit

Tyler stepped in it lol

Person 1: I heard Tyler stepped in cow shit the other day.
Person 2: Yes I heard that too, let's laugh about his misfortunes.
Person 1: (unhinges lower jaw and laughs demonically)

by Yeetus Deletus August 13, 2018

Alaska

A word often used by dyslexic people when addressing Amazon's Alexa.

Person 1: This is so sad, Alaska play despacito.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by Yeetus Deletus August 31, 2018

Bailey

A decent looking guy / girl, usually quite fit and has an obsession with health and sports like soccer. Timid and shy until you get to know them. A funny, caring and overall great person to be around

Person 1: Bailey beat us at soccer again
Person 2: Yeah, but he told us what we need to work on and was nice about it

by Yeetus Deletus December 23, 2018