Definitions by Yeetus Deletus

The French Exit 

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

The French Exit by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

Bailey

A decent looking guy / girl, usually quite fit and has an obsession with health and sports like soccer. Timid and shy until you get to know them. A funny, caring and overall great person to be around

Person 1: Bailey beat us at soccer again
Person 2: Yeah, but he told us what we need to work on and was nice about it

Bailey by Yeetus Deletus December 23, 2018

Alaska

A word often used by dyslexic people when addressing Amazon's Alexa.

Person 1: This is so sad, Alaska play despacito.
Person 2: What the fuck.

Alaska by Yeetus Deletus August 31, 2018

Cow Shit 

Tyler stepped in it lol

Person 1: I heard Tyler stepped in cow shit the other day.
Person 2: Yes I heard that too, let's laugh about his misfortunes.
Person 1: (unhinges lower jaw and laughs demonically)

Cow Shit by Yeetus Deletus August 12, 2018

Candy Gang 

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

Candy Gang by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018